Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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