After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
God I need to hump something, right now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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