We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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