Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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