This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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