talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
My bed smells like the plague
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