I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
BRING THE BAGELS
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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