Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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