We won't sleep together?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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