i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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