Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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