was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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