Sponge bath it is.
one two three fourrrrnication!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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