May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he fucked my hip out of place.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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