I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I have aggressive nipples.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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