i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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