I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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