dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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