it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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