He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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