How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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