Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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