Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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