Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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