...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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