I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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