I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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