I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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