My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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