I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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