she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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