she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
