Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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