NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
