Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Everyone says I win the strip club
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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