I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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