So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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