Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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