your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
