The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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