Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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