idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
