ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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