Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
