We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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