You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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