the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
