Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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