it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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