problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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