You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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