its not stalking. its research.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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