its not stalking. its research.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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