Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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