What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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