belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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