I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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