Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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